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In pharmacology all drugs have generic names.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and
announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.
Other names considered were:
Mycoxafloppin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mycoxnoworkin and
Mydixarizen.
Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra:
| 10. |
Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!" |
| 9. |
Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. |
| 8. |
Viagra, Like a rock! |
| 7. |
Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. |
| 6. |
Viagra, Be all that you can be. |
| 5. |
Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. |
| 4. |
Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman! |
| 3. |
Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling! |
| 2. |
Viagra, We bring good things to life! |
And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs
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