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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean...)
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I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") |
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There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) |
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I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) |
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My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) |
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I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). |
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I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) |
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It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) |
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I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) |
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I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) |
| ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means) | |
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Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing) |
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