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Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree 10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide   9.. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"     8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it     7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride     6. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it     5. Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list     4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it     3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours     2. Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it     1. Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"

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