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Al Gore was brainstorming his campaign strategy with Bill
Clinton at a Georgetown restaurant when the waitress came
to take their order.
Gore ordered a salad and water, and
Bill Clinton studied the menu for a second. Then he looked
up, smiled, and said, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress was offended. "Mr. President," she said,
"Considering all that your wife went through last year
with Monica Lewinsky, I think that that's in particularly
poor taste."
She stomped away to cry.
Al Gore leaned over to Clinton, looked at his menu, and
whispered, "Uh, Bill, I think that's pronounced 'quiche.'"
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