Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California . . . WAS HIS
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the
last car payment.
The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better during
the week.
If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.
Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was
going to blame it on you."
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take
a nap on a Saturday afternoon.
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you
have for which you would not take money.
My son told his teacher the Indians could not possibly have served
popcorn to the Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving because they didn't
have microwave ovens back then.
When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
Is your holier side your altar ego?
I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are allowed
through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?
What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting
entertainment to be educational?
