Funkypages.com - Top 10 List Most Embarrassing Moments For Woman
- Lady Golfer
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at
the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him
and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
- Nuts about You
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety
of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter
asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned
beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
- Strip Mall
My husband and I took our three kids out shoe shopping one day. We were
going from store to store, and the kids were getting restless. At one
crowded store, I was standing near a bench when my 3-year-old climbed up on
it, grabbed hold of my elastic-waist shorts, and jumped off pulling both my
shorts and my underwear to the floor. I raced out of there, much to the
delight of the appreciative onlookers.
Patricia Lamond-Stocksick, 35,
Lathrop, CA
- Curl Up and Die
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
- Pad, please!
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He
was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as
best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came
back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
Kathy Newman, 46,Winston-Salem, NC
- Ho, Ho, Ho
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and
wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked
adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well
that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was
shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection
in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!
Name Withheld
- Priceless
One of the funniest
"most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long
time was about a lady who picked up several items at a
discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she
learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her
embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE
THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but
somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood
the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a businesslike tone,
a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND
YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A
HAMMER?"
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Mom's Advice
A teacher noticed that a
little boy at the back of class was squirming around,
scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went
back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed
and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and
he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the
principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his
class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the
room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting
at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told
you to call your Mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, "And
she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd
come and pick me up from school." Chris Vaught
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