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THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY Now for a few variations on familiar terms: STATE-OF-THE-ART Any computer you can't afford. OBSOLETE Any computer you own. MICROSECOND The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. SYNTAX ERROR Walking into a computer store and saying... 'Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.' HARD DRIVE The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error. GUI What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey') KEYBOARD The standard way to generate computer errors. MOUSE An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. FLOPPY The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. PORTABLE COMPUTER A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. DISK CRASH A typical computer response to any critical deadline. POWER USER Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. SYSTEM UPDATE A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. 386 The average IQ needed to understand a PC. | |
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