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Mergers We'd Like To See |
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With all the new mergers happening,
here's the Funky "mergers we'd like to see!" Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become - Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become - Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become - MMMGood. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become - Deere Abi. Zippo, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become - Zip Audi Do Da. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become - Honey I'm Home. Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become - Mine All Mine. Federal Express and UPS merge to become - FED UP. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild. 3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become - 3 Penney Opera. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become - Knott NOW! |
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