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 Two guys who didn't have much to do one day, decided to go all the way to Heathrow and pull out this:

 Disguised as taxi drivers, they approached the information desk and handed over pieces of paper with arabic and indian names written on them, claiming that they were supposed to pick up passengers on Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways that didn't show up, could they please page them over the system.

They would do this 45 minutes after the arrival of any of the airline's flights.

 Meanwhile, another friend stood underneath the speakers and recorded what the information desk attendant "pronounced".

 After the fifth message, the airport police realised what was going on and chucked them out to the streets. The last one was recorded in Gatwick.

 First, try to read the names and pronounce them. Then, double-click on the icon, and that's how it sounds!


Looks Like… Reads Like…
Sounds Like…
Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this F****** job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I've been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a pizz quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shi*
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own back and took a pizz in his tea


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