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Mine! <a href="young_men/index.php">Young Men</a> - womens view on men <a href="drunk_driver/index.php">Drunk Driver</a> - few too many <a href="student_request/index.php">I Need Money Dad</a> - students letter to dad <a href="southern_boy/index.php">Southern Boys</a> - 10 things you'll never here <a href="blonde/index.php">Hire A Blonde</a> - Need Some Painting Done? <a href="quiche/index.php">I'll Have A Quiche</a> - clinton and gore dine out <a href="job_app/index.php">McDonalds</a> - An Actual Job Application <a href="appliance_store/index.php">Blonde Shopping</a> - Blonde shopping for a tv <a href="blonde_7/index.php">Distressed Blonde</a> - house burglarized and ransacked <a href="twins/index.php">Twins</a> - The Johnson Twins <a href="army_woman/index.php">Army Woman</a> - First woman in the army <a href="viagra/index.php">Viagra</a> - Generic names for viagra <a href="flirting_gone_wrong/index.php">Flirting Gone Wrong</a> - dig your self a hole <a href="husband_in_danger/index.php">Husband in Danger</a> - Doctors medical advice to wife <a href="captain_cook/index.php">Captain Cook</a> - Detect mental deficiency in someone <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffcc66"><tr><td> <div align="center">Puns</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="banks/index.php">Japanese Banks</a> - Puns about Japanese banks <a href="grocerystore/index.php">Grocery Store</a> - baggers cant be juicers <a href="hismiracledrinks/index.php">Miracle Drink</a> - quit while you're ahead <a href="myaunt/index.php">My Aunt</a> - Want to see a picture of my Aunt? <a href="under_arrest/index.php">Under Arrest</a> - killing your clone <a href="shrinksrevenge/index.php">Shrinks Revenge</a> - repossessed <a href="shaggybearstory/index.php">Shaggy Bear</a> - watch for bears <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#9fe0ff"><tr><td> <div align="center">Even More Hilarious Humor</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="wordsofthe90s/index.php">Brand New Terms!</a> - for dictionaries <a href="gifts4men/index.php">Gifts For Men</a> - great ideas! <a href="keester/index.php">Happy Keester!</a> - the cutest easter ever <a href="dadsbike/index.php">Dad's New Bike</a> - not what it seems <a href="monkeyman/index.php">Cloning Gone Bad</a> - DNA Mismatch <a href="darksucker/index.php">Dark Sucker Theory</a> - read it. <a href="laws/index.php">Crazy laws around the USA</a> - they really are true <a href="beer99/index.php">99 Bottles of Beer</a> - sing along! <a href="simpsons/homer.php">Homer Quotes</a> - smart man! <a href="evilsmoke/index.php">Evil Smoke</a> - face in the smoke <a href="dead_rabbit/index.php">Rabbit Stew</a> - Rabbits Revenge v <a href="headlines/index.php">Extra Extra!</a> - real headlines <a href="english/index.php">English</a> - is bizarre <a href="argue/index.php">Winning an argument</a> - a guide <a href="answers/index.php">Answers to every question</a> - probably true! <a href="ebonics/index.php">Ebonic Medical Terms</a> - modern look at medicine <a href="parenthood/parenthood.php">Parenthood</a> - great for parents-to-be <a href="stupid/index.php">Ways to say someone is Stupid</a> - keep this list handy! <a href="ads/index.php">Bad Ads</a> - real ad mess-ups <a href="ofr/index.php">Fitness Reports</a> - from the British military <a href="useless/index.php">Men Are Useless</a> - or are they? <a href="asiansuv/index.php">Asian SUV</a> - Makeshift SUV <a href="licenseplates/index.php">Vanity Plates</a> - GR8-STUF <a href="fleas/index.php">Fleas</a> - need direction too <a href="iloveyou/index.php">I Love You</a> - in 100 languages <a href="washrooms/index.php">Things Never Change</a> - it always flows down <a href="dontrecycle/index.php">Dont Recycle</a> - Dangers of recycling <a href="driving_test/index.php">Driving Test</a> Did I Pass <a href="coolsounds/canttakeit.au"><img height=54 alt=Moo! src="littlecow.gif" width=50 align=right border=0 ></a> <a href="madcow/index.php">Mad Cow Disease</a> - Can you tell if a cow has it? Very important! <a href="catfood/index.php">Poor Kitty</a> - kerplunk! <a href="bear/index.php">The Question of All Time</a> - answered! <a href="beerisgood/index.php">Beer Advertisement</a> - so true <a href="worstjob/index.php">Count Your Blessings</a> - it could be worse <a href="foxpig/index.php">Fox or a Pig</a> - a lesson well learned <a href="yech/index.php">The Poopie List</a> - aww, c'mon! <a href="insurance/index.php">Why do</a> - insurance rates rise? <a href="mosquito/index.php">Mosquito</a> - with a helmet <a href="fatcat/index.php">Fat Cat</a> - Watching my stories <a href="pcfun/index.php">Viruses</a> - don't ya hate em! <a href="realdummy/index.php">Real Dummies</a> - real life, real dumb <a href="bottom_heavy/index.php">Bottom Heavy</a> - Fat Bottom Girls <a href="cool_dog/index.php">Cool Dog</a> - Keeping cool in a heat wave <a href="cruel_world/index.php">Cruel World</a> - Good Bye <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffa8a8"><tr><td> <div align="center">Even More Amazingly Funny Humor</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="feedbear/index.php">Don't Feed Bears</a>- biting the hand....? <a href="alienpic/index.php">Rosswell Photo</a> - never seen before photo <a href="pigs2/index.php">Beachside Bacon</a> - Sunblock 999 needed here!. <a href="manwomradio/index.php">Male/Female Technology</a> - don't press my buttons!. <a href="golfsign/index.php">Sign Of The Times</a> - Golf Course Sign <a href="moo/index.php">Cows</a> - can be funny too <a href="headup/index.php">Get your head out of...</a> - don't just say it! <a href="explain/index.php">Wait!</a> - I can explain... <a href="choking/index.php">Choking?</a> - here's help <a href="caution/index.php">Caution</a> - us china incident <a href="floorcleaner/index.php">Floor Cleaner</a> - put your kids to work <a href="whatcolorareyou/index.php">What color are you?</a> - really cool <a href="reallybad/index.php">Santa</a> - knows if you've been bad <a href="psychxmas/index.php">Christmas carols</a> - in a psych ward <a href="icicles/index.php">Where icicles</a> - really come from <a href="santaletter/index.php">Letter to Santa</a> - by Mom <a href="no_body/index.php">Ain't Got No Body</a> - where was the quarter? <a href="handofgod/index.php">The Hand of God</a> - what do you see? <a href="reality/index.php">Dose of Reality</a> - my kind of reality <a href="tax/index.php">Canadian Tax</a> - it's so true <a href="pilot/index.php">Famous Last Words</a> - say cheese! <a href="injury/index.php">Amusing Injuries</a> - owie! <a href="extreme_sports/index.php">Extreme Sports</a> - hang on <a href="irsapp/index.php">Work for the IRS</a> - easy online application <a href="pickawinner/index.php">Pick A Winner</a> - Las Vegas Style <a href="tastes_good/index.php">Tastes Good</a> - want a treat? <a href="new_bra/index.php">Nice Bra</a> - good support <a href="jealous/index.php">Jealousy</a> - kiss the bride <a href="big_mouth/index.php">Big Mouth</a> - pool anyone <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ff66ff"><tr><td> <div align="center">Wacky Humor</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="drinknfly/index.php">Dont Drink N' Fly</a> - get a designated pilot <a href="herekitty/index.php">Here Kitty, Kitty</a> - role reversal at its best <a href="gorilla/index.php">Gorilla My Dreams</a> - you will go ape! <img height=32 alt="" src="images/icon0121.gif" width=32 align=right> <a href="cguard/index.php">Defend Our Shores</a> - NOT! <a href="deesnider/index.php">Twisted Sister</a> - Dee Sniders Sister <a href="evolving/index.php">Evolution Again</a> - where did men go wrong <a href="forsale/index.php">But I'm Not Bitter</a> - just a little whipped <a href="wakeup/index.php">A Rough Night When...</a> - ouch!... <a href="perfmale/index.php">The Perfect Male</a> - they do exist! <a href="firsttime/index.php">First Time</a> - oh the folly of youth! <a href="friends/index.php">Redneck Friends</a> - a scary thought <a href="malebrain/index.php">Male Brain</a> - the real scoop <a href="fembrain/index.php">Female Brain</a> - pretty but pink? <a href="roadrage/index.php">That's Road Rage</a> - careful who you cutoff! <a href="fortune/index.php">Fortune Cookie</a> - comedy <a href="meow/index.php">My Cat</a> - what a bum! <a href="ski/index.php">Waterskiing</a> - the origin <a href="90s/index.php">Had Enough Of The 90's</a> - thank god for Y2K <a href="badday/index.php">Having a bad day?</a> - well read this! <a href="smartbomb/index.php">Smart Bombs?</a> - how smart are we <a href="titanicar/index.php">Van Voyage!</a> - to boldly go... <a href="topcw/index.php">Top Country Songs</a> - western wailin' <a href="waterdog/index.php">Hold My Calls</a> - it's a dog's life <a href="realtv/index.php">Is TV Too Real?</a> - wheres the remote? <a href="tlights/index.php">Lights For Dyslexics</a> - new invention <a href="spicegame/index.php">Spice Girls Game</a> - it's your roll <a href="smartycat/index.php">Smart Cat</a> - ulterior motives? <a href="startyoung/index.php">Starting Young</a> - younger all the time! <a href="thong/index.php">Summer Wear</a> - the latest sensation! <a href="ozfold/index.php">Aussie Centerfold</a> - where men are men <a href="bombtech/index.php">More T-Shirt Wisdom</a> - when he says run.... <a href="glowworm/index.php">Glow Worm</a> - poetic insect... <a href="wivessay/index.php">What Wives Say</a> - and husbands hear <a href="othersheep/index.php">The Other Sheep</a> - forever hold your peace <a href="cosmogals/index.php">Cosmo Girls</a> - if only we could... <a href="bikerbaby/index.php">Born To Pout...</a> - bad to the diapers... <a href="annoy/index.php">Most Annoying Webpage</a> - worst of the web! <a href="wherebeef/index.php">Where's the Beef</a> - a cow's gotta do... <a href="asstoosmall/index.php">Is Your Ass Too Small?</a> - find out for sure <a href="dog_cheerleader/index.php">Dog Cheerleader</a> - Ra Ra Ra <a href="defending_faith/index.php">Defending Faith</a> - nuns With Guns <a href="dog_ears/index.php">Dog Ears</a> - Stop teasing me <a href="arithetic/index.php">Arithetic</a> - can't spell <a href="bike_piercing/index.php">Extreme Piercing</a> - Rip Your Face Off <a href="meditation/index.php">Meditation</a> - Meditating Monk <a href="wish_i_was_a_man/index.php">Wish I Was A Man</a> - Woman stuck in a mans body <a href="leap_frog/index.php">Leap Frog</a> - Look At Me Go <a href="julia_roberts/index.php">Julia Roberts</a> - The magic of makeup <a href="dog_tongue/index.php">Dog Gets A Walk</a> - na na na na na <a href="big_bone/index.php">Friends Share</a> - you sure have a big bone <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ff80c0"><tr><td> <div align="center">Political Humor</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="starbill/index.php">Starr Wars</a> - not very far away <a href="presgrab/index.php">Bill Clingon</a> - a 'handy' guy <a href="withbill/index.php">I'm With Bill</a> - all I got was this t-shirt <a href="scaryhistory/index.php">Scary History</a> - Presidents <a href="makepres/index.php">Making Of A President</a> - darwin was right! <a href="clinton/index.php">Clinton: The Early Years</a> - is it really him? <a href="billbulge/index.php">Bill The Sailor</a> - I think I see Monica <a href="billbuck/index.php">New Dollar</a> - Bill And Monica <a href="billwalk/index.php">Bill's Outing</a> - Bills Family Outing <a href="billstamp/index.php">Bill's Stamp</a> - Bills Postage Stamp <a href="demseal/index.php">Democrat's New Seal</a> - new and improved?.... <a href="election2000/index.php">Election 2000</a> - the real florida ballot <a href="debate/index.php">Demon At the Debate</a> - truth in politics <a href="presidents/index.php">Presidential Facts</a> - eerie yet true <a href="hilarypose/index.php">Ironman Hillary</a> - New President <a href="usapology/index.php">US Apology</a> - Apology To China <a href="bush_and_boobs/index.php">Bush And Boobs</a> - Will you look at those <a href="paybax/index.php">Paybax</a> - Sequel To The Matrix <div align="center"><a href="dededo.wav"><img height=34 alt="The singing snail" src ="snail.gif" width=145 border=0 ></a> Like this site? 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<a href="misself/index.php">Have You Seen This Elf?</a> - santa misses you <a href="halloween/index.php">Halloween Rules</a> - rules to live by! <a href="aprilfool/index.php">Our April Fool!</a> - ASCII silly question... <a href="twas_after_xmas/index.php">After Christmas Poem</a> - After xmas Poem <a href="fat_valentine/index.php">Sweet Valentine</a> - Cute and Cuddly <a href="bunnyslippers/index.php">Bunny Slippers</a> - Easter Bunny's Worst Nightmare <a href="chocolateeggs/index.php">Chocolate Eggs</a> - Be careful what you eat <a href="easterwhat/index.php">What Is Easter ?</a> - Just Heard The News <a href="pumpkin_puke/index.php">Sick Pumpkin</a> - Ate to much chocolate <a href="pumpkin_face/index.php">Pumpkin Face</a> - Mustache on pumpkins <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#aaffaa"><tr><td> <div align="center">Great Internet/Computer Humor</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="junkie/index.php">Are you an Internet Junkie?</a> - I know I am <a href="backup/index.php">Do you Back Up?</a> <a href="revenge/index.php">Computer Revenge</a> - cute comic <a href="crash/index.php">Computer Crash</a> - Funny Animation <a href="noaddict/index.php">Not Addicted</a> - sure you aren't... <a href="settlement/index.php">Divorce In The Near Future</a> - nuff said <a href="dragndrop/index.php">Drag N Drop</a> - dealing with computer stress <a href="workemail/index.php">Workplace Hazards</a> - good reason not to work <a href="imacmania/index.php">IMAC Mania</a>- the eternal struggle <a href="geekflow/index.php">Dating Flowchart</a>- geek dating made easy <a href="spelcheq/index.php">Spell Chequer</a> - a luvly owed to a grate tool... <a href="computer/index.php">Understanding Computer Technology</a> <a href="lastpage/index.php">The Last Webpage</a> - the end of the line <img height=32 alt="" src="images/icon0110.gif" width=32 align=right> <a href="taolet/index.php">You've Got...Mail?</a> - a different delivery <a href="chatter/index.php">Internet Chat</a> - be afraid <a href="upgrade2/index.php">Newest Upgrade</a> - best hardware yet <a href="cybersex/index.php">Cybersex?</a> - can be dangerous <a href="toolbar/index.php">Office Software</a>- perfect for your workstation <a href="worklingo/index.php">Workplace Lingo</a> - what the boss really means <a href="imaciron/index.php">I Am MAC</a> - hear me roar! <a href="webdogs/index.php">If Dogs Were On The Web</a> - imagine... <a href="ratscrash/index.php">Computer Safety</a> - new peripheral <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ff80c0"><tr><td> <div align="center">Neat Stuff for Casual Clickers </div> </td></tr></table> <div align="left"> <a href="catsfinger/index.php">Angry Cat</a> - What your cat thinks of you <a href="car_art/index.php">Cool Paint Job</a> - Thats going to cause an accident <a href="flex/index.php">Flexible Chic</a> - somethings going to break <a href="happymonkey/index.php">Happy Monkey</a> - Smile for the camera <a href="al_pacino/index.php">Celebrity Mugshots</a> - Your busted <a href="filesgetcorrupt/index.php">Corrupt Files</a> - How files get corrupt <a href="braintumor/index.php">Cell Phone Dangers</a> - Warning <a href="babysitting/index.php">Baby Sitting</a> - Why dads dont babysit <a href="miracle2/index.php">2 Ways To Live</a> - Cute <a href="2001_calendar/index.php">2001 Calendar</a> - Sexy Women <a href="dogsniff/index.php">Curious Dog</a> - Whats up there? <a href="dogclown/index.php">Funky Dog</a> - Always acting like a clown <a href="bigsmile/index.php">Big Smile</a> - I am going to bite you <a href="castaway2/index.php">Castaway 2</a> - Last Words <a href="1940ghost/index.php">1940 Ghost</a> - Captured on film <a href="evolution/index.php">The Evolution of Man</a> - oh no! <a href="brain/index.php">Male/Female Brain Anatomy</a> - who's laughing? <a href="longtexan/index.php">Long Small Texan</a> - big boots to fill <a href="afterbeers/index.php">Before and After</a> - makes you think twice <a href="thedarkside/index.php">The Dark Side</a> - Berts new movie <a href="flintstone_comp/index.php">Flintstone PC</a> - e-mail Fred and Wilma <a href="ascii/">Cool ASCII Pictures</a> - mighty useful <a href="mirror/index.php">Try our Magic Mirror!</a> - yeesh! <a href="catcarrier/index.php">Cat Carrier</a> - Dont leave home without it <a href="magnify/index.php">The Magnifying Glass</a> - neat what people can do <a href="waitinglong/index.php">Waiting Long</a> - dont let this happen to you <a href="bull_fighter/index.php">Bull Fighter</a> - play with the bull <a href="camera/">Take your picture online!</a> - this is truly amazing <a href="laugh.wav"><img height=26 alt="Click now!" src ="clickhere.gif" width=38 align=right border=0 > <a href="smart/index.php">Think You're Smart?</a> - we'll see! </A> <a href="rodents/index.php">Bobbing For Rodents</a> - this is just weird <a href="pilot/index.php">Famous Last Words</a> - say cheese! <a href="peopleanddogs/index.php">People and Dogs</a> - looks exactly like their dogs <a href="glass/index.php">A Great Bar Trick</a> - really cool! <a href="reality/index.php">Dose of Reality</a> - aint it the truth <a href="icemaker/index.php">Where Ice Is From</a> - who would've thought? <a href="beer/index.php">For Beer Drinkers</a> - who, me? <a href="lostpup/index.php">Lost Puppy</a> - help us find him <a href="yoda/index.php">Yoda Re-incarnated, it's true!</a> - what a resemblance <a href="urinal/index.php">Choosing a Urinal</a> - bypass this ladies <a href="ptest1/index.php">Psyche Tests</a> - find out about yourself <a href="greatfun/index.php">Great Fun!</a> - do it! <a href="gottahurt/index.php">Gotta Hurt</a> - pain <a href="efficiency/index.php">Efficiency</a> - what we all need <a href="perfectman/index.php">The Perfect Man</a> - you'll wait forever <a href="old_times/index.php">Old Times</a> - Reflection <a href="2004goreandbill/index.php">Al And Bill</a> - Cry Babies <a href="dog_birthday/index.php">Dogs Birthday</a> - Hey its my Birthday <a href="world_map/index.php">World Map</a> - According to the US <a href="office_2000/index.php">Office 2000</a> - Most reliable version <a href="no_smoking/index.php">No Smoking</a> - Funny no smoking sign <a href="ghostinfire/index.php">Ghost In Fire</a> - can you see the ghost? <a href="dog_programmer/index.php">Dog Programmer</a> - Designing my new site <a href="coins/">A Coin Trick</a> - bet your friends <a href="singwoman/index.php">Single Woman's Prayer</a> - amen sister! <a href="cookie/index.php">Oreo Psycho Test</a> - kookoo for kookie puffs <a href="fortunecookie/index.php">Dim Sum Surprise</a> - are you surprised? <a href="classad/index.php">Funky Pick-A-Pet</a> - an intriguing choice! <a href="heine_cooler/index.php">Heine Cooler</a> - My Kind Of Cooler <a href="keep_right/index.php">Keep Right</a> - Confusion <a href="ladies_man/index.php">Ladies Man</a> - Never been to the dentist <a href="cow_bike/index.php">Texas Harley</a> - He loves cows <a href="oprah/index.php">Oprah</a> - Before and after makeup <a href="gates_borg/index.php">Gates As Borg</a> - Resistance Is Futile <a href="redneck_laptop/index.php">Redneck Laptop</a> - not very practical <a href="elephant_raincoat/index.php">Rainy Days</a> - elephant raincoat <a href="12_fingers/index.php">12 Fingers</a> - piano player <a href="bill_and_puppet/index.php">Bill And Puppet</a> - Bill And Al <a href="cow_glasses/index.php">Funky Cow</a> - A Cow With Style <a href="bugs_in_teeth/index.php">Happy Biker</a> - Keep your mouth shut <a href="anger_problem/index.php">Anger Management</a> - Dropped Out <a href="scutr/index.php">S.C.U.T.R.</a> - Scuters Make It Into The Army <a href="flattery/index.php">Flattery</a> - Just type in your name and be flattered <a href="springer_app/index.php">Springer</a> - An application to be on the Show <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffcc66"><tr><td> <div align="center">Funny Sound Clips - A Great Listen</div> </td></tr></table> Fantastic comedy sound clips for your listening pleasureluding: <a href="coolsounds/index.php">Who's On First?</a> - the classic <a href="coolsounds/index.php">Prank Phone Calls</a> - hilarious <a href="coolsounds/index.php">Funny New Reports</a> - tears to the eyes <a href="coolsounds/index.php">Great Comedians</a> - the best <a href="coolsounds2/index.php">More Cool Clips!</a> - lots more great sounds and of course the <a href="fartfactory/">The Famous Funky Fart Factory</a>! <a href="airport_gag/">Airport Gag</a> - Prank At Heathrow Airport <table width="150" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ff80c0"><tr><td> <div align="center">Cute Stuff - Just For Fun</div> </td></tr></table> <a href="findhim/index.php">Can you find</a> - the aardvark? 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